WELCOME TO LOS SANTOS
POPULATION: 500 BILLION PARAMETERS
$CJ
$0.000069 ▲ +4200.00% 🚀
Ah shit, here we go again.
RESPECT
80%
STAMINA
MAX
FAT
0%
SEX APPEAL
40%
$CJ BAGS
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"AH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN"
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DESPERATE CJ
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CJ WITH ROCKET LAUNCHER
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CARL JOHNSON STRAPPED
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SNICKERING CJ
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CJ TRIGGERED
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CJ SAD (AFTER RUGPULL)
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CJ vs THE MIRROR
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"I AM THE REAL DEAL, FOOL"
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CJ DEPRESSED (BEAR MARKET)
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GROVE STREET 4 LIFE
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CJ SMILE ($CJ AT ATH)
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THE ONLY SHITCOIN WITH GROVE STREET BACKING
$CJ/USD — 24H — ONLY GOES UP (MOSTLY)
CA: 0x0f884a04d15a3cf4aecda7de0288c3a611326839 (Base)
NFA. DYOR. CJ is not a financial advisor. CJ is not even real. $CJ might go to the moon or to zero. Probably both. Simultaneously. In a quantum superposition of rugpull and moonshot. Grove Street is not liable for any loss of funds, sanity, or girlfriends.
📍 LOS SANTOS — REMASTERED
Grove Street
$CJ Token Avenue
Where the bags are made. Home.
Vinewood
Shitcoin Hills
Where rugpullers live in mansions
Santa Maria Beach
Liquidity Pool Beach
Swim in your own liquidity
Los Santos Airport
Moonshot International ✈️
Departures only. No returns.
Cluckin' Bell
Cluckin' Blockchain
I'll have two number 9s and a large $CJ
Pay 'n' Spray
Pump 'n' Dump
New paint job for your portfolio
Ammu-Nation
FUD-Nation
Loaded with FUD. Diamond hands only.
Los Santos Cemetery
Rugpull Memorial 💀
Here lie all the coins that didn't make it
🎯 MISSIONS COMPLETED
- ✅"Follow the damn blockchain, CJ!"Reward: $CJ x10,000
- ✅"The Liquidity Pool Heist"Reward: Infinite slippage
- ✅"Drive-By Rugpull on Ballas Ave"Reward: -99% portfolio, +100% respect
- ✅"Big Smoke's Pump & Dump"Reward: Two number 9s and a large bag
- ✅"Sweet's Diamond Hands"Reward: Never sell. NEVER.
- ✅"Hack the Mainnet (with Ryder)"Reward: 0xDEADBEEF tokens
- ✅"Tenpenny's Inside Trade"Reward: SEC warrant (worth it)
- ✅"The Final Airdrop" — End GameReward: $CJ to the moon. Or to zero. Same thing.
Grove Street. Home. At least it was before the rugpull.
— CJ, $CJ Token Founder & CEO of Nothing